Monday, May 9, 2011

Why you should not want Adri as your girlfriend.


I’ll start to call you babe and sweetheart. A lot.
I’m LOUD.
I steal my boyfriend’s clothes and never give them back.
I demand a lot of attention.
I demand to be spoiled.
I feel that I’m a princess and should be treated like one.
Sometimes I’ll call you at 2 or 3 in the morning just because I can’t sleep.
If I was sad, I would expect you to make me happy.
I’m pretty touchy feely.
I’ll draw you pointless pictures and draw you meaningless notes.
I’m always talking to other guys, even though they mean nothing.
I usually wear sweats on Monday night
On Wednesday I always watch america’s next top model.
I’ll want to practice for cosmetology on you.
I’m pretty nerdy…
I have a constant need for compliments
I wear boxers more often than not.
I’m a HUGE flirt.
I use double chin smiley faces :))
I will go to you to complain.
I’m always a pushy girlfriend. Always.
My friends are GORGEOUS so you’ll want them and I’ll get mad at you.
You heard me scream at eric…
I’m controlling.
I’m eminem obsessed.
I won’t let you see me without makeup
I’ll always just do random things for you that I think are cute.
I like to somewhat spoil my boyfriends.
I really can’t emphasize enough how much I need to be spoiled.
Relationships usually result in falling in love :| and that’s scary.
I need quality time.
I think I deserve the best so I’ll try to change you and make you better.
Even if you’re holding me, guys will still stare at me (trust me..)
Seriously, I need attention.
I would ditch you for my brother and sister.
My sister is REALLY hott.
I’m a super girly girl.
I’m addicted to romance.
If your friends don’t like me/my friends don’t like you, it won’t work.
I’ll talk about past relationships.
I’m still really good friends with most of my exes
I can be brutally honest.
I’m a cuddly little thing.
My room is always hella messy.
I say hella to describe everything.
I’m addicted to: blogging, tumblr, hot cheetos, café rio, extensions, shoes, vitamins, and sweettarts.
I wear my hair in a ponytail a lot :|
I have a girlfriend..
Eric screwed up how I kiss…
I’m trying to be a better person.
I like to go to bed early.
I don’t drink.
I won’t drink.
I’ll want you to be my best friend.
I’m picky.
I wear the pants.
I talk about guys I find attractive.
I ditch my friends to go tanning.
Going on actual dates is a requirement. Like actual dates… with dinner and everything.
I won’t have sex with you…


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