But the beauty of grace is that it makes life not fair.

Today in cosmetology Cindy was singing us a song :) and it got stuck in my head pretty bad... 'Everyyybody is special!' So megan, being the debbie downer that she is: 'Well if everybody is special then nobody is special...' This inspired us to change the song :) 'Not everyyyybodyy is special!!!' :) It's like a private inside joke in cosmetology how to say my name. When someone says it wrong everyone starts giggling and immediately sets them straight. I love it :)
Julie was teaching us about barbering and maintaining our implements, this turned into a large giggling fest of dirty minded girls. 'First I'm gonna hone it. Then after that I'm gonna straup it. You can start off the honing dry or wet, but you wanna make the dry hone wet.' TELL ME THAT DOESN'T SOUND DIRTY?! And if you do say that it doesn't, then I'll swiftly kick you in the buttox.
Jaylynn gave me a free tanning pass :)) I'm pretty excited guys :) :) :) me and megan are going to invade their place of work :) Jaylynn was so nervous though! The principal was talking to our teachers for like half an hour! We still don't know what's going on with the whole scandal though :|
Everyone kept telling me that I looked cute today, but I DIDN'T! They're filthy liars! Because in truth, I didn't do my hair... I didn't even shower!!! They lie! In all honesty I'm the dirty smelly girl that doesn't know how to do her own hair! In seminary I cried my eyes out. Nbd. And everyone was looking at me like it was the cutest thing ever. It wasn't ok?! It was heinous! I had streams of gold and silver going down my face! With blobs of black mixed in occasionally. Everyone after was like 'Awh Adri that was so cute.... tears of happiness... spiritual tears... I wish I could be in your mind right now..' NO YOU DON'T! I was NOT happy! They weren't tears of joy! They weren't spiritual tears! Now stop looking at me with your 'Awh tender' eyes and get back to work!! Don't pat me on the back and you can all stop hugging me!!! 'Awh Aubrey come here..' (embraces me) 'Everything will be ok, you're awesome.' STOP ACTING LIKE YOU CARE! YOU DON'T EVEN KNOW MY NAME!!!!
Eric came over for like ten minutes today. Just enough time to say hello, look for an energy drink, hug, say goodbye, and leave. It was nice though.
Ben: 'I just took a percaset. Can I drive?' Silly idiotic brother of mine :)
So I take him to the bank and he's like 'I think that's everything, but I'm not sure...' So I apologize to the banker and inform him of this drug dilemma. Then the banker immediately turn to ben and asks him to donate to Japan ;) it was pretty great :) I decided I liked the banker from the second he said how humiliated he was about how they still had candy canes out :)
I went to the library :)) I decided to read my sisters keeper again :) I'm in the mood to cry. ..about something not pertaining to my life...
Americas next top model tonight :) :) :)

I have the best best friends ever :) when I'm sad they bring me cupcakes and flowers :) I love you guys :) the flowers are GORGEOUS :) the cupcakes are DELICIOUS and the picture is absolutely ADORABLE :) you guys brightened my day by 123456789012345678901234567890% :)
(What is my obsession with caps lock these days?!)