Without fail, when a girlfriend discovers that their man is best friends with me, they freak out. Without fail. I guess when they hear their boyfriend talk about a girl with a dumb name like 'Adri' they like to picture an overweight girl that is acne prone. ...Then they see me. And it gets all crazy up in this grill. 
For god's sake, if you want to keep your man safe, put a leash on him. But don't blame me ;)