I spent my time writing you a love letter

I'll try to compile everything from the last few days into one post. Expect to be confused, because this is going to be one hell of a random blurb.
'Do you ever masturbate about masturbating?! It'd be like inception!' ;)
At work this week: I bra fitted a man, got a ton of people to buy the incredible, got very competitive about bra fittings, winked at an attractive customer, helped a young girl pick out her first grown up panties, got told I was beautiful, saw that girl Mary that I hung out with with matt that one time, decided that I don't like the lady that comes and does her makeup between her breaks, got offered a tip, and got paid. That's right. I'm Adri PAYCHECK Perschon ;) So what did I do? I went to Victoria's secret and bought all the stuff I was forced to look at while I work. Yep... now I'm a proud owner of a tonnn of utes stuff. Even though I have no preference for that school in any way...
Today I went to Herriman lake with Ben and Justin and it was pretty fun :) I met a little girl who pointed to Justin 'Is that your son?' My jaw dropped! So I told her no and asked her how old I looked?! '37.' GREAT. Now I've gotta worry about how old I'm starting to look ;) I must look really slutty in my swim suit or something because then I had two guys ask me if that little girl was mine. NO! I DO NOT HAVE ANY CHILDREN. They were dumb guys though. They didn't know what pessimistic or optimistic meant. I weep for my generation.
Onion soup and steak fondue <3 video games and wrestling. A controlling mom that isn't my own. The ingredients for a perfect night. Terance.Dixon.Drake.Tera.Adri<3
It's ultimate approval when their dad says that they would have hooked up with your girl when they were your age ;)
My dad: 'You're wearing that to dinner?!' '...yes' 'You should wear a wedding dress just to scare him!' 'I think that actually might make them happy' ;) Don't worry, Dad, I told them how I'd considered wearing a wedding dress. Sadly enough, Tera really did seem pleased... Parents these days... so willing to give their children away...
I can't even remember anything anymore <3 Summer is good so far :) Hopefully fireworks with Mikey tomorrow :) Can't wait for summer jam with my man t-pain ;)
Goodnight lovelies.
 I love America just btw. Happy fourth of July tomorrow <333 xxxxx