I never realized death was the latest trend...

Urrrm ok, you are a CREEP.

First of all you're a sophomore and I go for seniors. Asking for a picture within the first five texts? I see you want me for my face. Stop asking about my underwear. Now. It's LOSE not loose. You piss me off. Especially with your stupid bad grammar. Don't you dare call me babe, you aren't my boyfriend or my best friend. Next time, have the balls to ask me for my number instead of just creeping it from someone. Just because I'm still awake doesn't mean I want to be talking to you. Maybe I really AM trying to get some sleep. Weird concept, I know. No you aren't the only guy people are trying to hook me up with so just get in the back of the line. You are nothing special to me and yes I have indeed seen bodies that are better than yours. My boyfriend last year played rugby, try to beat that. No sport you possibly play can be as attractive as that. No you CAN NOT have a picture of me! Especially NOT in my underwear, whore. Take the hint, stop asking. I'd rather you get to know me before you just start masturbating :/ You're questions are too superficial for me to even bother answering them. My standards are much higher than you are thinking. No I don't appreciate the fact that you are extremely cocky. Just your name turns me off. Lastly, I'm not interested in you whatsoever. Please stop now. Thank you.

I'm tired of artificial people that just want to look at me. Look past appearances. I like to think that I have some depth to me. I'm more than just a blonde girl. Can you please just get to know me a tad because I refuse to make the same mistake three times. I need a real honest to god best friend here with me more than I need a boyfriend so just step down. I bet you can't even remember my favorite color, but if I would have told you, you would remember the color of my underwear. Yeah thats exactly the kind of guy I want. Grow up, you aren't even worth all the complaining of done so far. Just go away and leave me alone. I just might hate you and I for sure hate every single guy just like you.