Contrary to popular belief, door hinge does NOT rhyme with orange!
- amoreange – an orange you instantly fall in love with
 - allegorange – an orange that represents abstract ideas or principles
 - borange – an orange so dull you can’t even be bothered finishing it
 - corange – the very essence of an orange
 - commodorange – an orange that seems to be in control of a large group of other oranges
 - doorange – a type of orange used to close off an entrance to a house (these typically grow very large as)
 - eeyorange – Winnie-the-Pooh’s favorite type of orange
 - elmorange – an orange made out of rags that is controlled by an outside party and is really annoying
 - floorange – an orange that has been dropped on the ground, but BEFORE the 5 second rule has expired
 - goreange – an orange said to increase martial prowess, favored by soldiers, criminals, and computer game programmers
 - krakatorange – an orange that explodes in your face before you even bite into it (see nitroglicerorange)
 - lemorange – a gender confused orange
 - memorange – an orange that sort of reminds you of another orange that you’ve eaten before
 - montessorange – an orange that promotes the development of natural abilities and initiative
 - nanorange – a really tiny orange that you can’t even see
 - nitroglicerorange – an orange that explodes in your face right after you bite into it (see krakatorange)
 - octorange – an orange that squirts ink in your face if pick it up unexpectedly
 - pectorange – an orange that looks really tough and beefy, wouldn’t want to eat it without help
 - quantorange – an orange that is both here and somewhere else at the same time
 - remorange – an orange that you regret eating
 - remificorange – word used to describe the consequences of eating too many oranges. Usually remorange and remificorange go hand in hand.
 - seismorange – an orange that shakes really hard when you pick it up. Has a chance of becoming either a krakatorange or a nitroglicerorange
 - soliloqorange – an orange that reveals all it’s inner thoughts and fears through monologue
 - sextorange – an orange that is a natural equivalent of viagra, hexagon shap
 - tetrahedrorange – an orange shaped like a pyramid
 - testostororange – an orange that is spoiling for a fight
 - ubiquitorange – an orange that everyone is using and that seems to be everywhere
 - vernaculorange – an orange that is specific to a particular social group or region
 - whorange – everybody has had a piece of this orange
 - xorange – the executive assistant to the commodorange (see commodorange)
 - Yahorange – a billion dollar internet startup based on oranges
 - zorrorange – an orange that fights for the rights of all the oppressed oranges everywhere, goes in disguise so you can’t tell him apart from other oranges
 
Special thanks to Mikeeee Poo :)
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