Contrary to popular belief, door hinge does NOT rhyme with orange!
- amoreange – an orange you instantly fall in love with
- allegorange – an orange that represents abstract ideas or principles
- borange – an orange so dull you can’t even be bothered finishing it
- corange – the very essence of an orange
- commodorange – an orange that seems to be in control of a large group of other oranges
- doorange – a type of orange used to close off an entrance to a house (these typically grow very large as)
- eeyorange – Winnie-the-Pooh’s favorite type of orange
- elmorange – an orange made out of rags that is controlled by an outside party and is really annoying
- floorange – an orange that has been dropped on the ground, but BEFORE the 5 second rule has expired
- goreange – an orange said to increase martial prowess, favored by soldiers, criminals, and computer game programmers
- krakatorange – an orange that explodes in your face before you even bite into it (see nitroglicerorange)
- lemorange – a gender confused orange
- memorange – an orange that sort of reminds you of another orange that you’ve eaten before
- montessorange – an orange that promotes the development of natural abilities and initiative
- nanorange – a really tiny orange that you can’t even see
- nitroglicerorange – an orange that explodes in your face right after you bite into it (see krakatorange)
- octorange – an orange that squirts ink in your face if pick it up unexpectedly
- pectorange – an orange that looks really tough and beefy, wouldn’t want to eat it without help
- quantorange – an orange that is both here and somewhere else at the same time
- remorange – an orange that you regret eating
- remificorange – word used to describe the consequences of eating too many oranges. Usually remorange and remificorange go hand in hand.
- seismorange – an orange that shakes really hard when you pick it up. Has a chance of becoming either a krakatorange or a nitroglicerorange
- soliloqorange – an orange that reveals all it’s inner thoughts and fears through monologue
- sextorange – an orange that is a natural equivalent of viagra, hexagon shap
- tetrahedrorange – an orange shaped like a pyramid
- testostororange – an orange that is spoiling for a fight
- ubiquitorange – an orange that everyone is using and that seems to be everywhere
- vernaculorange – an orange that is specific to a particular social group or region
- whorange – everybody has had a piece of this orange
- xorange – the executive assistant to the commodorange (see commodorange)
- Yahorange – a billion dollar internet startup based on oranges
- zorrorange – an orange that fights for the rights of all the oppressed oranges everywhere, goes in disguise so you can’t tell him apart from other oranges
Special thanks to Mikeeee Poo :)
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