Thursday, March 4, 2010

Words that actually do rhyme with orange.

Contrary to popular belief, door hinge does NOT rhyme with orange!

  1. amoreange – an orange you instantly fall in love with
  2. allegorange – an orange that represents abstract ideas or principles
  3. borange – an orange so dull you can’t even be bothered finishing it
  4. corange – the very essence of an orange
  5. commodorange – an orange that seems to be in control of a large group of other oranges
  6. doorange – a type of orange used to close off an entrance to a house (these typically grow very large as)
  7. eeyorange – Winnie-the-Pooh’s favorite type of orange
  8. elmorange – an orange made out of rags that is controlled by an outside party and is really annoying
  9. floorange – an orange that has been dropped on the ground, but BEFORE the 5 second rule has expired
  10. goreange – an orange said to increase martial prowess, favored by soldiers, criminals, and computer game programmers
  11. krakatorange – an orange that explodes in your face before you even bite into it (see nitroglicerorange)
  12. lemorange – a gender confused orange
  13. memorange – an orange that sort of reminds you of another orange that you’ve eaten before
  14. montessorange – an orange that promotes the development of natural abilities and initiative
  15. nanorange – a really tiny orange that you can’t even see
  16. nitroglicerorange – an orange that explodes in your face right after you bite into it (see krakatorange)
  17. octorange – an orange that squirts ink in your face if pick it up unexpectedly
  18. pectorange – an orange that looks really tough and beefy, wouldn’t want to eat it without help
  19. quantorange – an orange that is both here and somewhere else at the same time
  20. remorange – an orange that you regret eating
  21. remificorange – word used to describe the consequences of eating too many oranges. Usually remorange and remificorange go hand in hand.
  22. seismorange – an orange that shakes really hard when you pick it up. Has a chance of becoming either a krakatorange or a nitroglicerorange
  23. soliloqorange – an orange that reveals all it’s inner thoughts and fears through monologue
  24. sextorange – an orange that is a natural equivalent of viagra, hexagon shap
  25. tetrahedrorange – an orange shaped like a pyramid
  26. testostororange – an orange that is spoiling for a fight
  27. ubiquitorange – an orange that everyone is using and that seems to be everywhere
  28. vernaculorange – an orange that is specific to a particular social group or region
  29. whorange – everybody has had a piece of this orange
  30. xorange – the executive assistant to the commodorange (see commodorange)
  31. Yahorange – a billion dollar internet startup based on oranges
  32. zorrorange – an orange that fights for the rights of all the oppressed oranges everywhere, goes in disguise so you can’t tell him apart from other oranges
Special thanks to Mikeeee Poo :)

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