Baby, will you be my Corona and lime?

Yesterday, my client was a kook. If I had a dime for every time she said 'I'm so damn tired' I would have made $1203494875. No joke. And instead of saying she liked her hair in the end, she said 'Yeah, I like the poyple.' SAY PURPLE NORMAL AND JUST SAY YOU LIKE IT. Honestly she said 'poyple' too much, if I could have stabbed her for every time she said it, she would be longg longg gone. Then her boyfriend came in. MOST ANNOYING COUPLE EVER. (said in squeaky voices reserved for animals and babies) 'I love youu babe.' 'I love you, hun' babe. hun. babe. hun. babe. hun. I loveee you. I wanted to kill them. Being a polite hairdresser I asked how long they've been dating. 'Just since spring break.' Two weeks and they're saying I love you? Go to hell, you'll break up in a month. Anyways, so I was just doing a panel of 'poyple' in the frontish area of her hair, but I had to bleach the area out first. To make the bleaching process faster we put her under the dryer. You know the kind that come down and encircle your head while you sit up straight. And remember, the panel was on the front of her head. Her head was bent down to text (I hate my generation, honestly) the whole time. This resulted in the panel getting NO HEAT. She was SO stupid. So what should have taken twenty minutes to do, took forty! JUST TO LIGHTEN A PANEL. I was incredibly irritated. When I was shampooing her (not doing a good job at allll) every time I would even touch her scalp she would say 'Oh, that feels soo good, hun' While joking about that later with my teachers another student said that her boyfriend must have a small dick and that's why she's so good at faking. :| I love/hate inappropriate things. Love because I think they're funny. Hate because I don't want everyone to know what a vulgar person I am. Anyways that was my adventure with a lunatic yesterday.

Today we had a cutting class and it was very fun :) Annika got her hair cut and it went from her being the classic mormon A-line to an edgy asymmetrical with classic bangs. I LOVE IT. And I love haircuts like the teachers were doing. I can't wait to get out of school so I can stop doings perms and shampoo sets and do what I actually like :)

My first conversation with Siri: 'Siri will you remind me to take my birth control?' Me and her are on that level, mmk?

I'll post my april pictures tomorrow along with baby birds artistry.