'Hows your day sweetheart?'
'Great! I can pee without it hurting!!!'
'Pathetic... YOUR day is even better than mine!'
'If I was a stripper, my name would be Platinum and my pole would be a barber pole!'
'Hahaha... actually that's kind of sexy. Except your name should be Shears!'
'I had a dream you were famous and I begged you to sign my hanes... I wear fruit of the loom!'
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