Bad times of jammin.

This is pretty much our life.
'Did you rip your jeans???' 'They cut them off! I was so pissed!'
'Was your phone in your back pocket?' 'No! I was so lucky!' 'SO lucky!'
'Don't worry my key was ok too!'
'WAIT! What happened to your longboard??'
Ben: 'I'm just thankful I didn't hit my head!'
Me: 'Oh wow I didn't even think about your head. I thought of your pants, phone, and longboard, but not your head... wow.'
'The weights just bother me!'
Femur: a bone that striving engineers, who drive mercedes, break while on a moving object where a woman (old or young) screw them over and they are too busy thinking about their hair to notice. It is said to be worse than labor. Also known as: a bone in the leg.
Taya is the best sister ever. She rushed over to the hospital with hot cheetos and slurpies in hand. She also remembered gossip girl.
This was an eye opening experience for all of us.