-Who are you calling a cantaloupe, you mellon head?!
You fork!
Well you're a straw because you SUCK! You suck, Adri! Pure SUCKKK!
Wow you went to prom with a super pretty girl! Lol jk she's more awkward than farting in public :)
...Drake, I went to prom with a guy.
THAT'S A GUY?!
(ten minutes later)
Adri, you're 'lady' friend went to another prom with an even more awkward man than her!
Cool beans:)
I have like every annoying skin condition there is.
... you're not black:)
Terance: I'm not gonna lie, I buy into the fantasy that women are supposed to wear high heels while lounging in lingerie. (Dirtiest thing that kid ever said:)
Drake: I wanna have nasty sex on a playground slide
Dixon: I wanna f*ck triplets.
Adri: I like it when guys kiss my hand :)
I don't remember anything else, but Drake... I love you sweetheart :)
Thanks for being my best friend through these trying times. Be mine forever?
I'm yours.
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