Friday, March 29, 2013

(White dad voice): But you're my little girl..
Daughter in movies: I'll always be your little girl. (Tightly embraces)

My mom: I'm just not ready for you to grow up yet
Me: (laughs) please stop crying, you're making me uncomfortable. (tightly embraces my puppy)

HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO ME, BITCHES.

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