Friday, March 29, 2013

(White dad voice): But you're my little girl..
Daughter in movies: I'll always be your little girl. (Tightly embraces)

My mom: I'm just not ready for you to grow up yet
Me: (laughs) please stop crying, you're making me uncomfortable. (tightly embraces my puppy)

HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO ME, BITCHES.

Saturday, February 16, 2013

Yesterday my cousin got engaged. She must have made it clear she wanted a ring.
I hope I made it clear enough that I want Leo to get an oscar.

Friday, February 15, 2013

Why Leonardo DiCaprio didn't get an oscar for his performance in basketball diaries is beyond me. He literally broke my heart.

Thursday, February 7, 2013

Not today, peasants. I can NOT be bothered with this.

Wednesday, January 30, 2013

There are so many on and off engagements at my school that I'm 700% done with marriage.
This generation I swear to god. Or maybe it's just Utah.

Friday, January 25, 2013

Go to cafe rio on a Friday night. It's a fucking high school reunion.

Tuesday, January 1, 2013

So a while ago Levi dragged me out to go and see the hobbit. Hlechh. So I dragged him to see Les Mis.  It took him about five minutes. "Adri, is this a musical?" "Paybacks a bitch."
Three hour musical payback. That everyone seemed to love and adore. I guess me and him are just too stupid to understand.