My dad loves all his children equally.
Except for Ben. But who needs him ;)

"what's tumblr?"
My life.

Looking at cats on tumblr for the last hour. Where did my life go :|

Today there was a client that literally took a shit on our manicure chair.
Don't worry, it's a community college.

"Adri, I don't understand your seasons! In October you were singing Christmas songs and now you're wearing capris?!"
Really though

I'm gonna form a band called 'silent silenced' we'll sit on stage quietly while the money from ticket sales comes rolling in.

Sometimes I forget that I'm not actually in a relationship with Eminem.