When I was little I thought he was a banana. I think that thought is still pretty valid until confirmed otherwise.

Can my phone please stop correcting so to do?! Like why does it even do that.

I've taken to randomly quoting Christmas songs in everyday conversations. 'do you see how beautiful that is?! It's looking ALOT like christmas!' 'what are you wearing?! The weather outside is frightful!' 'I wish I knew where my silver bell earrings went!' 'SILVER BELLS!'

I remember back when I used to be able to sleep through the whole night.
Those were the days.

Specifically driving slower in order to not spill my tea.
Why was I born in America when I'm obviously so British ;)

So fill your heart with what's important and be done with all the rest.
I'm gonna fill my heart with salt and vinegar then.

Really though, it's basically Christmas