I'm actually having the hardest time with the iPhone 5. Steve Jobs wouldn't have let this happen.

I'm Darth Vaydree.

"doesn't r2d2 remind you of tank??"

Today I overheard a client say that she wants 'poppy' hair. What does that even mean? Like do you want to look like a flower? Or like Paula Abdul?

On my way to the chiropractor today I saw a sign that said happy 22 chase. But I thought it said happy second chance. I like mine better.
Happy second chance <3

As soon as people find out I have extensions they think that it's ok to touch my head.
It's not.

Victoria's secret must have rubbed off on me. I've been wearing all black for two days now. Vickie's problems.

Today someone told me that I make them want to pierce their septum.
Tooooo sweet.