Tuesday, September 6, 2011

When the stars are shining I'll be outside, counting them all, with you by my side.

School is so crazy :) I love it :) I had two clients today :) one was a thirtyish year old nurse that was clearly a stud when he was younger and the other was a little black boy that reminded me of satan.
The nurse was named Brad and he was super fun :) just a typical taper haircut but we tried to convince him to get a shave in the end I think we got him to get a pedicure ;)
The little black boy was (there's no way to properly say this) an asshole. From the very beginning. While I was putting his neckstrip on he started to growl at me. Then as me and maria started to cut his hair, he would randomly twitch. He would randomly laugh. He started to mumble. And then he started to count to ten. Then the real madness started. He told us he knew voodoo. That someone was going to die tonight and he knew who it was. He told us if we messed up his hair his mom would kill us. Then he told us he would scratch out our eyes if we messed up. Then he said he was going to kill us. Of course, when his teacher was around, he was completely silent, then when she walked away he would start again. I wanted to beat that kid and his parents because they let him act like that.
Just talking about boob shapes in class ;) my stripper name will officially be PLATINUM :) It's a good one I think.
Work now xxx

Forever isn't long at all when I'm with you.

Key points:
I'M AN AUNT!!!!! <3 as of last night, I'm officially an auntie :)
Went to Colton's being home party and I forgot how much I missed him, Jordan, and Desi :)
Closing was a bitch tonight at work :/
New friends at work :)
Little rascals yesterday <3
Jessica: 'Are you Adri's boyfriend'
'no'
'Are you sure? you're giving me the scared boyfriend look'
(later) 'Adri was that your boyfriend?'
'No'
'He should be, you kids are in love' I love My manager <3

Sunday, September 4, 2011

I'm the kind of girl that likes to rock the beat, knocks you off your feet.

I'll stop being such a crappy blogger. Eventually. I feel like I have so much to catch up on and it's so overwhelming!!!
We'll start with my mad deal skills. It's the panty raid, meaning 7 for $25. I had a twenty dollar of coupon. That made my panties 78 and 79 CENTS each :) :) :) pro stat. 'Tight end' ;)
The night that I went out with Adrian was a bad night :| I had this huge unexplainable breakdown at around two in the morning. Resulting me in calling Terance. And resulting in him getting his dad. I can't explain it. When I was a little kid, I was terrified of a story about 'night creatures' even though I had no idea what they were. And for some reason that night all those feelings came back in this huge overwhelming way. I physically hurt thinking about it and I didn't think I was going to be ok. It was very strange but with the help of Mr. Trover I made it alright :/
Yesterday I went out with the boyfriend. And we were just driving along then he pulls off to the side of the road so I'm like 'wtf?!' and he's like 'I gotta take a wiz' Then he picks a sunflower for me instead :)) I don't think Adrian is gonna like me anymore after he saw me yesterday... oh well :)
Closing last night was great. Touching too many panties is scientifically proven to make you insane. 'Well, I just know it goes somewhere' simultaniously me and Tiff bust out in 'SOMWHEREEE OVERRR THE RAAAAINBOW!!!' 'Sing me something romantic' 'When the moon hits your eyesss...' ;) It was basically a karaoke night ;) 'it the eyeee of the tigerrr!' 'Tiff, what was that song we were singing?! the one about the beat?!' Emily: 'oh I know, I know... I get knocked down!!' ;)
This was a significantly confusing post <3

Friday, September 2, 2011

One down, a billion others to try ;)

Reasons why I'll never go out with Adrian again:
He was extremely cocky
He didn't even dress nice
I'm not attracted to him even though he's attractive
He just talks about himself
He has ADD and won't focus for even two seconds
Our conversations had no flow
I was thinking of Nate the whole time :|
he gets jealous easy
And the number one reason why: he tried to tell me I've never been in love. That is completely ignorant and untrue. At this point in the date I was over it. Free movie though ayyy. Apollo 18 was pretty legit. 
Yesterday I got tipped $5. The haircut is only $2. Am I awesome or what ;)

Thursday, September 1, 2011

Love's too tough, I won't give up, no not on us.

I had two clients yesterday :)) I did my first ever taper and the teacher didn't even have to fix it :) She fixed Timmy's a little bit, but his hair was SO thick :| I don't even care :) tipstipstips :) :) :)
IT'S ALMOST HALLOWEEN! I NEED TO START MAKING MY WINGSSSS!
I can't stop listening to the 80's. Madonna just makes me smile.
Still loving college, still loving life <3

Tuesday, August 30, 2011

New kid on the blog had a bunch of hits. Chinese food makes me sick.

TodayTodayToday <3
So yesterday when we had Andrew the hott client leave we were all like 'If we ever see him again, it will be destiny!' ...We saw him again today in the cafeteria!!! It was so crazy!
'Is greg short for gregory?' 'no' (office lady comes up) 'You can come back with me, greg' Me: 'It's gregory' :)
Cosmo is the freakin best :) We went out to lunch and saw the hottest piano player ever :) mmmm :)
The fact that I don't even like cats, doesn't matter at all. Just wait for these pictures.
Made some scrambled pancakes for the boyfriend :) 'do you have any orange juice?' So I gave him orange soda :)
Stranger: 'I'm brad, but my friends call me Mr. steal your girl'
Me: 'I'm pretty sure that's copyrighted'
Then I walked away.