My dad loves all his children equally.
Except for Ben. But who needs him ;)

"what's tumblr?"
My life.

Looking at cats on tumblr for the last hour. Where did my life go :|

Today there was a client that literally took a shit on our manicure chair.
Don't worry, it's a community college.

"Adri, I don't understand your seasons! In October you were singing Christmas songs and now you're wearing capris?!"
Really though

I'm gonna form a band called 'silent silenced' we'll sit on stage quietly while the money from ticket sales comes rolling in.

Sometimes I forget that I'm not actually in a relationship with Eminem.

I just overheard a grandma talk about how beautiful her granddaughter is 'as long as she doesn't open her mouth'

When I was little I thought he was a banana. I think that thought is still pretty valid until confirmed otherwise.

Can my phone please stop correcting so to do?! Like why does it even do that.

I've taken to randomly quoting Christmas songs in everyday conversations. 'do you see how beautiful that is?! It's looking ALOT like christmas!' 'what are you wearing?! The weather outside is frightful!' 'I wish I knew where my silver bell earrings went!' 'SILVER BELLS!'

I remember back when I used to be able to sleep through the whole night.
Those were the days.

Specifically driving slower in order to not spill my tea.
Why was I born in America when I'm obviously so British ;)

So fill your heart with what's important and be done with all the rest.
I'm gonna fill my heart with salt and vinegar then.

Really though, it's basically Christmas