Every single person in my class right now is on their phones. On Facebook. EVERY SINGLE PERSON.
That's how people socialize now. On Facebook, not by talking to those around them.

Being told by an NBA player that I remind him of Lauren Conrad <3
"flowers don't mean a guy loves you, flowers mean get naked" this guy was a hoot and a half.

I want a curling iron that looks like a lightsaber.

The closest book to me is fifty shades of grey.... So I think I'll pass on this one... I don't want my status to say stuff about sex or vaginas...

'I can totally see you as a male trucker!'
Met a homeless man that looks exactly like Howie Mandel. And one that wanted to karate chop me. At least homeless people like my style.

You know you're yucky when the doctor asks what your period blood looks like and you answer 'grape jelly'

My puppy has a bald spot on his ear from scratching it so much. If he isn't careful I'll make sure he wears a cone of shame.
I can't have a puppy with a bald spot...

I'm actually having the hardest time with the iPhone 5. Steve Jobs wouldn't have let this happen.

I'm Darth Vaydree.

"doesn't r2d2 remind you of tank??"

Today I overheard a client say that she wants 'poppy' hair. What does that even mean? Like do you want to look like a flower? Or like Paula Abdul?

On my way to the chiropractor today I saw a sign that said happy 22 chase. But I thought it said happy second chance. I like mine better.
Happy second chance <3

As soon as people find out I have extensions they think that it's ok to touch my head.
It's not.

Victoria's secret must have rubbed off on me. I've been wearing all black for two days now. Vickie's problems.

Today someone told me that I make them want to pierce their septum.
Tooooo sweet.